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Greetings, Raider Nation! It is I, the penny in your couch cushion, the Cheeto dust on your fingertips, the stray onion ring in your Burger King fries, Raiderdamus the Great and Powerful. I come to you today saddened not only by the Raiders, but by the fact that this may in fact be the final football game ever played at the mighty and decrepit Oakland Coliseum, a place as much a part of my childhood as I’m sure it was all of yours.