Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr likely gets up in the morning, giddy about the plethora of weapons at his disposal. Amari Cooper, Michael Crabtree, Jared Cook, Clive Walford, Cordarrelle Patterson, Marshawn Lynch, Jalen Richard, and DeAndre Washington – it’s an embarrassment of riches enough to make any quarterback cackle with delight and give defensive coordinators night terrors.
Yes, it’s quite the arsenal of offensive firepower. Oh, wait – did we forget somebody? Oh, of course – we forgot Seth Roberts. But then, it seems like Oakland’s offense as a whole this season, has too.
Roberts sightings have been more rare than sightings of Bigfoot and it’s gotten to the point that many are putting his photos on the back of milk cartons.