Jon Gruden earns the equivalent of my savings account in about the time it takes an Oakland Raiders' offensive lineman to hike the ball.
Once, disgruntled Raiders fans mocked Gruden with Chucky dolls. Now they do so with highly aestheticized websites. The Raiders have played just six official games this season, but already some anonymous jokester — or group of jokesters — has created a website with the url IsJonGrudenGoneYet.com.
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"NO," the landing page says in crisp, clear black letters against a white backdrop. Beneath the two-letter word is a countdown of Gruden's 10-year Raiders contract — down to the second — with a calculation tallying how much the coach has earned in total, how much he has made since you clicked on the site and how much he is still owed.