In a bizarre case of what can only be called cosmic justice, Hall of Famer and former Raider DT Warren Sapp was attacked by a shark today while lobstering off the coast of Florida.
This is not, as I initially expected, a case of the shark mistaking Sapp for a manatee or a whale. Rather, this was a case of Warren Sapp cruelly trying to steal the lunch of a hungry and desperate nurse shark- they often hang around lobster cages because lobster is a favorite meal of nurse sharks. Frankly, insensitive acts like this are par for the course in the trail of devastation left by Sapp.