If feels like we’ve seen a million scouting reports over the past two months and in the spirit of the NBA Draft, SB Nation has a scouting report generator on their site this afternoon that’s good for a few laughs. Mine is correct on all fronts, especially since my Ford Escape can parallel park itself, but what’s wrong with raisin cookies? They’re delicious.
For fun, I looked up some more. This one for Drew definitely isn’t accurate:
