Tennessee Orange — The color orange is not objectively hideous. It goes great as a trim, a la Auburn, but the Pantone Tennessee chose to use is absolutely disgusting. It burns pupils. Like a hunter’s garb, it’s used to stand out from the crowd, except in Tennessee’s case it’s to tell every outsider, “I cheer for a women’s basketball school.”
The Fulmer Cup — So many Tennessee players used to have run-ins with the law that there’s now an unofficial award given to the college football program with the lengthiest criminal records. Rutgers leads the current standings.