Alexander Hamilton lost his life to Aaron Burr after the two would not budge from playing rock. Henry Clay’s Great Compromise was only reached after ro-sham-boing Congress into action. As great Kentuckian Abraham Lincoln once said, “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, an arbitrating game of rock-paper-parchment.”
The latest challenge happened in Birmingham between two Georgia natives, Efrem Montgomery Jr. and Ashton Hagans. At SEC Basketball Media Days, one person had to sit on the SEC Network stage with John Calipari. Instead of drawing straws, they drew out their fists for an epic battle that will live in infamy.