You’re looking at Sally Jenkins, and today, we all bow at her feet. Jenkins is a columnist for The Washington Post, and today, wrote quite possibly the most epic piece of satire yet about Rick Pitino and the Louisville scandal. Jenkins eviscerated Pitino and his hypocrisy in her piece, entitled “Nothing to see in Louisville basketball program; just ask Rick Pitino.” The opening paragraph:
In my basketball program, we promote a family atmosphere. Okay, maybe the atmosphere got a little too family, when my chief recruiter modeled himself on a father figure who once got blackmailed for having sex on a restaurant tabletop.