Here’s the deal: the University of Florida isn’t what you’ve been led to believe. All these years you’ve imagined this pristine university with perfect weather and smokin’ hot girls walking around campus in tiny bikinis — it’s all lies. Lies, I tell you. Smoke and mirrors. We’ve all been duped.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the University of Florida is trash. Everything you thought you knew about Gainesville, forget about it. Let me tell you about the real University of Florida, the real Gainesville, and the real Gator fans.