Football’s latest and greatest phenomenon to illustrate the agony of defeat is the Surrender Cobra. It’s a different kind animal, much less deadly than its reptilian cousin but much more humiliating. The Surrender Cobra has a variety of species within its genus. During this Bye Week, I’m hear to educate on the different types of Surrender Cobra you need to be aware of entering the Second Half of the season.
When you realize you’re the only one in the office that wore your Halloween costume to work.
@SurrenderCobra
When you don’t have a tissue to wipe away your tears.