Greetings, friends. This is the last wakeup post you’ll be reading from me ever, because after tonight’s $1.5 billion Powerball drawing, I’ll be a billionaire and will have much more important things to do with my time than pound out words on a computer. Okay, so sure, swimming around in my money ala Scrooge McDuck probably doesn’t qualify as “important,” but I’ll be very busy buying yachts, vacation homes, private jets, K-Fund courtside seats, etc. Hey, somebody’s gotta win, right? Might as well be me!
Even if I don’t win the Powerball tonight, I sure hope someone does so it will put an end to the ridiculous Facebook memes.