Oh hey there. You snuck up on me. I was lost in a Cyber Monday wormhole that is costing me hundreds of dollars by the minute, so thanks for showing up to distract me from the discounted TVs and tablets that I don’t need. And how did that food processor get in my Amazon cart? I don’t need a food processor. I don’t need anything today, but the spirit of Cyber Monday always gets me. Do you want this food processor? It’s 30 percent off.
Anyway, I suppose you’re here for the Monday Morning Things To Know.