A few months back I told myself I would never write a post on LaVar Ball again. KSR fans begged for it, too. He’s an attention-seeking lunatic with one above-average NBA player for a son and two other mediocre talents with dreams of the NBA they will almost certainly never reach. (At least they have MyPlayer mode in NBA 2K video games.)
If it weren’t for Lonzo Ball potentially becoming a star NBA point guard in the distant future, LaVar would have no fame and zero voice. But here we are, and now we get to hear about his ability to beat Michael Jordan one-on-one, follow trips to Lithuania, the founding of the Junior Basketball Association (Big Baller League), and his other two sons’ futures as Los Angeles Lakers being spoken into existence, despite NBA executives laughing at LiAngelo’s attempt to make it in the league.