I guess the last communication we had was our little tiff in Indianapolis following the Wichita State game. What a day that was. Hopefully we’re good now.
We know you have a lot on your plate and we haven’t been the best of friends lately, but I figured it was necessary to discuss the chrome pole in the room.
Today’s verdict sent shockwaves throughout the nation, and we feel the need to thank you for that. It gave us a plethora of content on the site, radio, and TV, along with an infinite supply of created memes and jokes to last us quite some time.