Breakups are a hard thing to go through. I remember when a young filly broke my heart for the first time. I cried and cried and cried over a Nachos BellGrande and four or five Nacho Cheese Chalupas for, like, an entire night. Tissues everywhere. Snot dripping into my Fiesta Potatoes. It was awful.
Others cope in different ways, when faced with rejection and heartbreak. Take this Arkansas football fan, for instance. When he got dumped by his one and only, he turned to alcohol and the college football board on reddit, where he wrote, “Kentucky made me cry”:
Year after year the University of Kentucky plays a football season and loses most of their games.