Here’s a headline that is so Bullitt County: a Shepherdsville resident called 911 about a Cousin Eddie Christmas display in their neighborhood that they thought was real. The display depicted the famous scene from “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” of Eddie emptying out his RV’s septic tank into the storm sewer. You know, the “Merry Christmas. Sh***** was full” one.
“We have a male standing outside,” the 911 dispatcher told officers, per WDRB. “He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.