Eli Drinkwitz. Where to begin.
The Missouri head football coach has found a way to infuriate me at every turn. No matter what he does, it strikes a nerve. As friend of the program Connor O’Gara put it, he is my Toby Flenderson. Every time he opens his mouth, I want to give him a noogie and shove him into a locker. Day one at SEC Media Days was no exception. Here are just a few times I rolled my eyes from the gallery at the College Football Hall of Fame.