John Calipari hosted a teleconference for reporters, and, well, it was a hot mess.
As anyone who’s ever done a teleconference in their entire life knows, you put your phone on mute as to not flood the line with background noise. Some reporters did not get that memo, meaning Calipari’s comments were interlaced with coughing, talking, TVs, other phones ringing, and at one point, I think someone singing. Here are the quotes I could understand, along with audio so you can laugh along at home.
Vandy may not have five guys that can shoot threes, but they’ll still shoot threes
Traditionally, Vandy lives and dies by the three, but this team has a post presence thanks to sophomore center Djery Baptiste and senior forward Jeff Roberson.