The best news of the day on this dreary Thursday: nobody for whom we’d have to provide an obituary died yesterday. It wasn’t for lack of trying, though; your benevolent despot is now suffering intercostal muscle spasms after slipping and falling hard on ice twice last night. After a night of trying to breathe through it, being dead would have been a relief. I have no idea how quarterbacks are even able to walk now, much less actually play quarterback.
Alas, we’re still here to share the news about another suffering entity: Kansas State women’s basketball.