Happy Friday, citizens. It's time to roll out the super-splendiferous Saturday TV schedule!
Your Saturday begins with a raft of pretty awful games. The most competitive game available on your actual television without performing arcane rituals or selling off your firstborn is either UConn at Missouri or USF at Maryland. In the market for something different? Delaware/Villanova is a legit rivalry game. At 1:00 on ESPN3, there's the mind-boggling spectacle of one of the worst teams in FCS taking on one of those fake schools we're trying to get banned from college football.
The afternoon, of course, begins with K-State hosting Louisiana Tech.