***In case you are especially dense or humorless, or just don’t take the time to actually read anything, this post is satire. All quotes attributed to real people were fabricated in the author’s dull imagination.***
K-State’s football team won a thrilling 48-41 victory on Saturday over the fifth-ranked Oklahoma Sooners. But victory has turned sour in the Little Apple.
The Big 12 Conference publicly reprimanded K-State for defeating the Sooners and wrecking OU’s chances of making the College Football Playoff as badly as the Sooner Schooner wrecked the week before. The loss of playoff revenue will cost the conference schools millions of dollars.