Welcome back to the Player Ratings posts, it’s been a while. Today, because of the beatdown that the Kansas Jayhawks gave Michigan State and their coach Tom Izzo, we examine some of the world’s finest Toms. Sure not all Toms could be mentioned so you’ll see no Thomas Jefferson, Tom Cruise, vaccinated quarterback Tom Brady, or even the great Tom Waits. I’m sure you’ll have comments, but first, the ratings.
5 Stars: Tom Hanks
No brainer. This fine actor has starred in such classics as Joe Versus the Volcano, Turner and Hooch, and The ‘Burbs among other movies.