Alright, I’ll admit to not being an expert on this subject since I don’t have kids, but I was once a kid, so there is an awareness there. Anyway, let’s rate the performances based on what kids like to drink (or rather, what I’d drink if I were a kid).
5 Stars: Capri Sun
When I was a kid, even after walking uphill to school and from school in unrelenting snow and ice, I ALWAYS wanted a Capri Sun. That pouch was what got me, I think. It was just so satisfying to stab that straw in there and just so regretful when you wadded up the pouch from every angle just to get that last precious drip of sweet Capri Sun.