Ex-KU player Jerod Haase led the Stanford Cardinal to a 21 point defeat to the hands of the Kansas Jayhawks, and since Haase is mainly known for his book Floor Burns which details his hustle (some call this haplessly running and diving after balls that are lost causes, I mean did anyone watch that “highlight” reel of Haase that they showed during the game? He literally got to NONE of those loose balls, but I digress), today’s player ratings will be to the theme of burns.
5 Stars: Mr. Burns
One of the greatest characters that the Simpson’s has ever produced, Mr.