(Writer’s note: There will be an abundance of Thanksgiving themed puns throughout this article. Be warned.)
It’d be a stretch rivaling your elastic-waist pants to say that anything but the food is the best part of Thanksgiving. Not only the quality of the food, but the sheer, gluttonous quantity of it. When the Kansas Jayhawks have seven players who all score in double digits, it’s akin to the best kind of Thanksgiving feast: great food and tons of it.
The main dish of the feast is the 7′ 280 pound (how many Thanksgivings ago was he 280 pounds?