Zenger was fired on May 21, or 103 days until Kansas Football. However, we won’t let that simple fact stop us today. This article has been well in the works ever since this countdown was first envisioned, and today is as good a day as any to get it posted.
So without further ado, here are various activities I would rather do than see Zenger finish out the 2018 year. Feel free to add yours in the comments.
Leave a banana peel in a trash can next to your bed. Putting a banana peel in any trash can without a lid is probably a crime in a bunch of countries.