Dear Brett Lawrie,
Hey man. Things really got out of hand last weekend, right? I mean, when I asked you to slide into my DM’s I didn’t figure it’d be like that..
But listen, now that we’ve all had a couple of days to relax, 4/20 day has come and gone, I was hoping we could have a real talk. Just a couple of bros chillin’. We don’t even have to duct tape brewski’s to our hands or anything.
I know those morons in the media like to take crap out of context and stir things up.