Hello and welcome to the class! I know many of you are just here to be silly but this class is already over-full with a massive waiting list so if you aren’t going to take this class seriously I urge you to drop it ASAP so I can get some other students in here who really want to be here.
I am, of course, Professor Hokius, and this is Introduction to My Little Pony. This show has long been considered only for small children, especially girls, despite the prevalence of “Bronie” culture. In this class, we’re going to investigate why that is, what we can do about it, and whether we should.