Before we get into this movie, a little background. More than any other sports movie, The Mighty Ducks franchise defined my childhood. We had all three movies on VHS, and I watched them more than any movie that didn’t start with Star. I watched them so often that I legitimately can’t stand “We Will Rock You” or “We Are the Champions” anymore because they’re played so often in that franchise. What I’m trying to tell you is that you’re not going to find anyone with more nostalgia for these movies than me.
And I gotta say, this movie is really pretty meh.