(1st)
Kipnis klobber kommences klubbing
Tribe tally two
(2nd)
Escobomb evens Equinox evening
(3rd-4th)
Vargas valiantly vexes (ad)versary
Several scoring shots stranded
(5th)
Dillon dodges danger
Salvy + shortstop simply spectacular!
http://m.mlb.com/kc/video/topic/8877722/v1181768583/?c_id=kc
(ed note: embed code isn't up yet so I can't put the video here, but check out the link)
(6th)
Santana slam scrubs scoreboard stalemate
Trio of tallies trump zoo of zeroes
(7th-9th)
Racist relief reduces Royals to rubble
Hosmer has hole in his hit hitch, Morales misses mightily, and further futility fuels failure
(Fin)
Tigers at twilight tomorrow