Alright, so, uh, the Kansas City Royals won against the Seattle Mariners 7-6.
That does not remotely tell the story.
This game had everything. Brady Singer dominated. Bobby Witt Jr. had four hits, including an inside-the-park home run. The Royals had 14 hits overall. Salvador Perez had a three-run home run as one of them. The bullpen imploded. And the Royals roared back, walking it off on the un-defendable Dairon Blanco-Samad Taylor bunt play.
But we gotta start somewhere. The Royals struck first and struck hard. Maikel Garcia and Witt led off with back-to-back singles, and Michael Massey bunted them over.