Ed Farmer is most displeased
Daniel Richard Duffy was the most gnar he has ever been, throwing eight scoreless innings and pitching into the ninth to defeat the Chicago White Sox 4-1 on Sunday afternoon.
Cain and Orlando went homo with a pair of majestic dongs. It was the second consecutive game in which Lorenzo Cain has gone a-donging, and it was Paulo Orlando's third hanging in his last seven games in which he received a plate appearance.
And as much as I desire to go on and on about that, the real story was Danny Duffy.