Royals players as alcoholic beverages

Have you ever wondered to yourself “what if there were a bar where all the drinks are Royals players?” What would your favorite players on the 2023 Royals take the form of? Spirits, wines, beers, the options abound. Now, at last, through a rigorous scientific process of me sitting around and bandying about ideas in my head, I bring to you the definitive comps of Royals and alcoholic drinks.

Bobby Witt Jr: Expensive bourbon

I’ll admit, I’m not really that much of a bourbon guy. It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just not really my go-to.