This was ... bad.
Quick hits
This game felt like one of those horror movies or TV shows in which the characters discuss the various elements that repeat in every horror media. The tropes, the stereotypical characters, who gets killed by whom and when and where. It was the "Royals pitching (acceptable substitute - offense)" in "Kauffman Stadium" with a "candlestick". It sure felt like the offense wielded candlesticks in a game played with lumber and leather.
Dillon Gee started off the game/movie by scaring us. Halloween remains a few months away, so I would rather the Royals dispense with the suspense.