Aether City, Void—In a special report by the Space Times Continuum, the Baseball Gods, the Upper Realm’s quantumprofit organization devoted to management of baseball played in the Lower Realms and elsewhere, are embarrassed by the performance of the 2018 Kansas City Royals baseball team and in total disarray about whose fault it is.
While spokesbanshee Amy Crotchet has publicly stated that “the Kansas City Royals are in a rebuilding year and were expected to not compete for a playoff spot,” the Baseball Gods are privately mortified by the total lack of anything groovy and not terrible about the Royals baseball team.