Roys gonna get swept, ya’ll. Such is life.
The Chicago Cubs are a significantly better team than the Kansas City Royals are. The Royals are using someone named Heath Fillmyer as their starting pitcher. Drew Butera is starting for the third straight game. Hunter Dozier and his career .614 OPS is hitting cleanup.
Look, it’s just not gonna go well. Sorry. Them’s how it’s gonna be. Here are your lineups:
Kansas City
Chicago (not the usual ones)
