The later the season goes, the more apt you are to find a game recap on Royals Review that is silly and doesn’t really recap the game. At least, that’s true for me. If it’s August, who knows what you’ll get. In April, you’ll probably get a reasonably standard recap.
However, the Royals are already on a seven-game losing streak. If you want to take solace in their Pythagorean record—the one that takes into account runs scored and runs against—the Royals are running in a dead even heat with last year’s 104-loss team. Nice!
So, uh, I feel like it’s August right now even though it’s not even Tax Day.