The other day I was perusing the baseball corner of the internet, as one does when one is an editor at a baseball website, and I saw the phrase “Fantasy Baseball.” What the phrase meant was, you know, the activity of fantasy baseball, of accruing fake points with real players in fake games for real money.
What I thought, though, was: fantasy. Magic. Literal fantasy baseball.
Look, we’ve had two offseasons for the price of one, give my brain a break. I know half of you skipped this intro to get to the good stuff.