The remaining baseball free agents have all already been ranked to death. We are still a few weeks away from pitchers and catchers reporting and even further from playing anything resembling actual baseball. What’s a poor writer to do but find a new source of content? So, for the first time, the complete, factually accurate, and indisputable rankings of every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
This movie is hampered by a few things. First of all it gives us a super hero with no super powers for the majority of the movie. He is a god who must discover his humanity before his dad will give him back the hammer that grants him all of his skills.