Nine seconds and you can make an NFL offensive lineman laugh. You need the right lineman, obviously, and the right moment and lucky for all of us here it is — Laurent Duvernay-Tardif handed an iPhone loaded with the wildest, scrambling-est, almost-fell-down, Patrick Mahomes-iest touchdown we’ve seen so far.
Nine seconds, the black phone resting in the giant paw of the Chiefs’ right guard, playing the football equivalent of a stand-up comic.
Nine seconds and the laugh starts, a suppressed grin at first but then outright laughter, a look away, a smile, and then he hands the phone back.