Predictions are Catch 22s.
If you’re wrong, “@ILykeTurtles” will scour your timeline and retweet your idiocy next fall. If you’re right, you can’t bask in the glory, because nothing with opposable thumbs wants to be compared to Skip Bayless.
So, in other words, this should definitely end well and not come back to bite me in Week 15.
Regardless, we’re a week removed from the draft, and I’ll live-tweet the Masters before writing another “X sleepers to watch at Kansas City Chiefs OTAs” piece. (Joking. Golf is awful.)
That being the case, I dusted off my Magic 8-Ball, toured Google and studied up on John Dorsey’s latest batch of rookies.