I was under the impression that tying your jacket around your waist was not something the cool kids do. I know that because every time I do it — usually it’s my hoodie that matches my sweatpants — Mrs. Arrowhead Pride says I am embarrassing her and ends up walking a few steps behind me as if we didn’t walk into the dang Price Chopper together.
Well, Mrs. AP, you’re not gonna believe this. Tying your jacket around your waist IS cool. Just ask Patrick Mahomes.
I have been waiting for someone like young Pat. He is the perfect vessel to push forward a dream of mine.