With Iowa State set to take on the Oregon Ducks this Saturday in the Fiesta Bowl, we wanted to get a perspective on the game straight from the source. The first duck we could find.
WHAM! The Quacker’s beak hits the table- comes up for air-CRACK! CRACK! To the head. WRNL is in front of him. The Quacker stares, fascinated. Bleeding.
QUACKER: Never start with the beak, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next-
CRACK! WRNL’s fist smacks down on the Quacker’s feathers.
QUACKER (calm): *quacks*
WRNL: You wanted me.