If you are looking for someone to advocate for tailgating bathroom rights, then urine luck.
Saturday, from a bathroom standpoint, was anything but relieving.
Jaime Pollard was probably hoping to keep this fiasco a secret, but someone clearly leaked it.
Ok, enough bathroom puns.
Seriously, the port-a-potty situation on Saturday was an unmitigated disaster. While some lots had plenty of facilities, the line for port-a-johns in other lots resembled the line outside an Apple Store during an iPhone release.
Planning out your bathroom stops is important while tailgating, but even the best laid pissing plans go out the window when you grow a beard waiting to pee.