First off, let's wish our Dreamy overlord health and happiness as he is about to embark on another heart surgery. I hope he has the Dr. James Andrews of heart surgeries doing this one because I have had something weighing on me since last week. If you don't remember, I ended the article with this joke:
Only TRUE fans root for teams that give you an ulcer, diabetes, and heart failure.
As it turns out, Mr. Hoiberg announced his heart surgery early that day. I had written that joke before that announcement.
I'm the worst.
I publicly apologized for my insensitive comment and served my one week suspension from ESPN joke making.