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The Weekly Troll SPECIAL EDITION: USC's Uniforms Suck

USC are posers and their uniforms suck.

We Iowa State fans were going along on our merry way through the suck that is the offseason. We were doing our usual thing where we're losing out on recruits, suffering through unexpected injuries/ailments and generally hating our lives.

Yet, somehow still predicting at least six wins.

Normal stuff, really. But in the midst of one of our better defensive players overcoming one of the mentioned unexpected ailments, we were brutally attacked.

Dick.

This conduct is unacceptable and will not tolerated. This is not the time for rational thought and considerations.