Dear Coach Snyder,
Let me start off by saying you are one hell of a coach. We here in Cyclone Nation really envy and respect what you've done down in the Little Apple. I'm sure you've heard all these gushing compliments before, but just shut up and listen one more time. This might be the last chance to express my true feelings toward you...so here I go.
We poor Cyclone fans see K-State as a "sister school" of sorts here in the Big 12. You have all the same advantages and disadvantages of a northern school in the Big 12.