With shots fired and the gauntlet laid down verbally yesterday, it was only a matter of time before Iowa State AD Jamie "The Penny Pincher" Pollard and reporter "Macho Man" Trav-Hines-ey Savage took to the ring to settle the "Nickle and Dime" dispute once and for all. Of course, for this once in a lifetime throwdown, WRNL has your exclusive coverage.
The night starts as two seemingly cordial allies saunter into the ring, devoid of any contents except a lone microphone placed dead center. Just as innocuously as the pair entered, Hinesy Savage seizes the mic and turns to the crowd.