If you're like me (which you all know you strive to be) Halloween is the most anticipated holiday of the year. Marking the meat and bones point of fall right before the weather slides toward frigid, it's a selfish night that is scheduled perfectly before the gauntlet of stressful, family-related holidays. No huge meal to cook or dishes to wash while your family naps... No itchy sweaters and insanity-inducing Christmas tunes... No wracking your brain for inoffensive coworker gifts (No one cares that you're on a gluten free diet, Linda! Just eat the damn cookies!).
No, Halloween is a holiday purely for your enjoyment—scaring children, passing out candy, and donning a costume to forget your adult responsibilities and get blasted at a party.