Big news breaking for the Wisteria Lane crowd. Matt Campbell — Head football coach of the Iowa State Cyclones and sexiest man in Ames, (when Jamie Pollard isn’t in town) announced via a CamSoda interview last night that he will be starting his own OnlyFans channel.
In a call featuring myself and a handful of other media members, Campbell, dressed in an all black silk Mulberry robe, gave out the reasoning for his choice to turn to such entertainment.
“With the current state of affairs in the world and my staff looking to me for leadership, I thought it was only right that I help chip in to supplement my income in the most efficient manner I could think of,” Campbell was quoted as saying from a heart shaped gyrating mattress.